Yesterday, we were watching in amusement as my wife's 5-year-old niece went through the ads in the Sunday paper circling all the things she wanted. A lot of things.
Her brother pestered her, "You need to get a job to pay for that stuff!"
"I'll use a credit card," she answered.
Her grandmother piped up, "You still need to have a job to get a a credit card."
"I'll just use Mom's," she said.
I have a lot of work to do...